He Said/She Said: Bob Bryan avoids ‘Skype Baby,’ more tweets of the week

Biceps, babies and booties. Just another week in the tennis Twitterverse…

Tweet of the Week: Tennis’ resident humorist, James LaRosa, takes a poke at the failed coaching relationship between Caroline Wozniacki and Ricardo Sanchez, which lasted about two months.

Congrats to Wozniacki/coach Sanchez. If this split is legit, it'll be the first relationship actually shorter than Kim K's marriage.—
James LaRosa (@JamesLaRosa) January 31, 2012

Best of the Rest

10. A-Rod the analyst: Much like the rest of us, Andy Roddick was blown away by the Australian Open men’s final.

Djokovic-rafa. Absolute war. physicality of tennis has been taken to another level in the last 5 years. 6 straight hours of power/speed—
  (@andyroddick) January 29, 2012

9. Gimpy-capped?: CoCo Vandeweghe gets caught pulling a no-no.

Got caught today by Jan-Michael for parking in a handicap spot… In my defense I was feeling a bit gimpish…—
CoCo Vandeweghe (@CoCoVandey) January 31, 2012

8. Biceps or goosebumps?: We get it, Casey. You’re tough. Now put on some pants before you catch a cold!

Sammy might have big biceps but I am tougher than her cause I wear shorts in the snow & -10 temperatures, haha  http://t.co/QIHQi5FE—
  (@caseydellacqua) February 02, 2012

7. Humblebrag: She may not be No. 1 anymore, but she still tops the table on the humblebrags.

Today two men came up to me and said, you look so big on tv, but in real life you are actually very slim.. Hmm thank you? I guess.. Lol—
Caroline Wozniacki (@CaroWozniacki) February 01, 2012

6. This is what Twitter is for: Nope. No, it’s not.

Random..but the lady on the Delta safety video is hot. #35,000fttweet—
John Isner (@JohnIsner) February 02, 2012

5. Congrats, baby Bryan!: Congrats to Mike Bob Bryan on his newborn girl, Micaela. Stoked it wasn’t a “Skype baby,” as previously envisioned.

Micaela Bryan was born last night during the most amazing experience of my life. She is sooo beautiful just like her m… say.ly/CqU1lFP—
Bob Bryan (@Bryanbros) February 01, 2012

4. Papa don’t preach: Andy Murray may be taking some time off from tennis, but that doesn’t relieve his duty as a responsible dog owner.

Who's the daddy?! http://t.co/juBj3ONv—
Maggie May (@maggiemay_hem) February 01, 2012

3. It’s good to be the champ: Wouldn’t it be nice if, after a good day’s work, we got to come home to Monaco?

Beautiful sunrise in Monaco. Obviously, one of the rare times that i get to enjoy this beauty. Reason? Jet lag. Good m… say.ly/hjA1lEZ—
Novak Djokovic (@DjokerNole) February 01, 2012

2. Good question: Let me check my SkyMall catalogue, Andy.

Is a lava lamp considered an electronic??—
  (@andyroddick) January 30, 2012

1. Sir-Mix-A-Lot was a knight, right?: Fed Cup rookie Laura Robson is unfazed in the face of hazing.

This is my first yr at Fed Cup, as my rookie dare I just rapped I Like Big Butts And I Cannot Lie in front of a large room full of people.—
Laura Robson (@laurarobson5) January 31, 2012