Tweets of the Week: Fast-food runs, Jedi Nole and bacon deliciousness

With the offseason finally here, some players are vacationing, others are working the exhibition circuit and at least one, apparently, is falling asleep at the sink. Here are some of the best tweets from the week.

Tweet of the week: Andy Roddick, in Toronto for an exhibition with Milos Raonic, was served “Daniel Nestor” wine, much to his chagrin.

@andyroddick That cannot taste good.—
Mardy Fish (@MardyFish) November 16, 2012

Best of the rest

10. Frightening: Well, Shahar Peer is a heck of a lot braver than I would be.

There was an alarm of a missile in tel aviv!! This is me hiding in the stairwell http://t.co/VFQLVZK8—
shahar peer (@shaharpeer) November 15, 2012

9. How do you really feel?: Mardy Fish co-signs Roger Federer’s call for faster courts.

Amen!
espn.go.com/tennis/story/_…—
Mardy Fish (@MardyFish) November 15, 2012

8. Well, it is the offseason: Victoria Azarenka hits up the Golden Arches.

My McDonald's #experience
First time carrot sticks lol
Second time happy meal for a kid in the other line.. instagr.am/p/SEX7lADLdN/—
victoria azarenka (@vika7) November 15, 2012

7. Blonde ambition: Heh. Thunder Balls.

With Andy's super cool better half @BrooklynDecker http://t.co/AcNHLIYd—
Genie Bouchard (@geniebouchard) November 16, 2012

6. The Force is strong in this one: Jedi Nole did right by his Slovakian coach Yoda in stopping by Bratislava for an exhibition.

We won! The force was with us I don't get how this pic came up,we were our normal selves today :p http://t.co/LFZCKpmP—
Novak Djokovic (@DjokerNole) November 14, 2012

5. Full extension: Never trust a wife who has Twitter. Just never do it.

EVERYONE. RETWEET. NOW. RT @chrissyteigen: @brooklyndecker @andyroddick FOUND IT http://t.co/hUb711H4”—
Brooklyn Decker (@BrooklynDecker) November 14, 2012

4. This Modern Love: Bloc Party and Rafa are on another level, according to Petko.

On my way to see Bloc Party live tonight. This is probably the most exciting I've been since Rafa congratulated me on a win in Miami.—
Andrea Petkovic (@andreapetkovic) November 12, 2012

I think I made a "pretty" good pic(k)!!! 😀 http://t.co/rpy9O7pG—
Jürgen Melzer (@jojomelzer) November 15, 2012

2. Robbo’s tired: Laura Robson is in the midst of an intense training block, but never mind that. Why does she leave her shower gel next to the sink?

Accidentally put shower gel on my toothbrush. #itsbeenalongweek—
Laura Robson (@laurarobson5) November 09, 2012

1. Bacon, Bacon, BACON!: Janko Tipsarevic speaks some truth.

People who don't like bacon are not to be trusted…End of story—
Janko Tipsarevic (@TipsarevicJanko) November 15, 2012